her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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