Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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