is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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