White coat. Heels.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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