Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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