Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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