Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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