love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
