You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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