i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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