the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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