I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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