Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
home. puking in laundry basket.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
50% drunk capacity currently
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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