yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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