i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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