My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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