it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
