So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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