Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
This couple is walking their pig around campus
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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