I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
