i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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