we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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