terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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