i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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