how can u be prego again
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Randomize
