dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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