Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize
