do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
