The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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