This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
wow bdsm is so cute
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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