idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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