STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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