She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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