we're blogging at a bar
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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