Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm always down for nudity.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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