so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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