i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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