But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
