A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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