names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize