There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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