Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Boobs are out for the taking
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize