i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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