I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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