she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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