i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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