wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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