i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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