I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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