So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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