just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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