fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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