Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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