Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How naked do you want me to be?
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