i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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