Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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